httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

I am currently wearing one sock. This is because the other has poo on it, as does the bed, and the urine sample bag*. What the urine sample bag does not contain, is urine. that is on my jeans, my phone and my watch. Please God, spare me from ever having to catch a urine sample from a baby girl again.

I am hungry, there are pissy/pooey clothes on the floor of several rooms, and here I am, writing a blog entry.

Tg — won’t miss her twenties that much

* K is fine, by the way, the doc just wants to make sure the temperature this morning is nothing to worry about.

It’s been a while, hasn’t it, vast audience? Where should I begin?

Makes me kind of wish I has something interesting to say.

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Did you know that propylthiouracil tastes disgusting?

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Or that wordpress can get viruses?

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Or that the plural of virus is viruses?

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<looks around>

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<wanders off>