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April 8th, 2009 by teragram

I am currently wearing one sock. This is because the other has poo on it, as does the bed, and the urine sample bag*. What the urine sample bag does not contain, is urine. that is on my jeans, my phone and my watch. Please God, spare me from ever having to catch a urine sample from a baby girl again.

I am hungry, there are pissy/pooey clothes on the floor of several rooms, and here I am, writing a blog entry.

Tg — won’t miss her twenties that much

* K is fine, by the way, the doc just wants to make sure the temperature this morning is nothing to worry about.


2 Responses  
  • Vast Audience writes:
    April 8th, 200912:38 pmat

    Be brave, dear ‘gram.

  • Clairebo writes:
    April 16th, 20093:09 pmat

    Ah ha ha! Poo! That’s your life now!


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